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Glad To Hear The Philly Media Is Keeping Their Carson Wentz Expectations In Check...Oh, Wait

Nice. Look, I’m excited. You’re excited. We’re all fucking excited to see this Ginger Jesus resurrect this city from the grave. But Brian Baldinger comparing Carson Wentz to the greatest pre-snap and post-snap QB’s of all-time is the most ridiculous thing in the history of ridiculousness. Shocked he didn’t throw in there that Wentz has the mentality of Montana, the competitiveness of Brady, and the dick of Nick Foles. Or just unironically call him Jesus and make him our God. At this point, we’re not that far off. And it’s been three games. What a day to be alive.

God I love Philly and all 107% of our degenerates.