Naked Mike Rowe Pulls Shotgun On Unsuspecting Drone

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I’m gonna be honest here. I didn’t read the corresponding link. No need to. I’m impressed with Mike Rowe. If you’re naked and a drone flies over you trying to get some 1080p film straight up your asshole in your own backyard, you have to shoot it down. No choice. It’s like dick pic self-defense.

Sure, having nude pictures out there help with publicity and whathaveyou but I dont think that Mike Rowe is going for that crowd. He’s not hosting Dirty Jobs for the 13th season because of his raw sexiness, undeniable as it may be.

I do have to admit that I’m impressed Rowe picked the right weapon. Using a rifle with an upward angle can be tricky. Everybody knows that. But the spray of a shotgun helps with upward accuracy. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. A shotgun is the preferred weapon for home security and for eliminating a drone that is trying to take unauthorized hi-res photos of your dick in your own back yard.