Man, monkeys can lay some pipe huh? No fucking around. Well. I guess lots of fucking around. This dude is thinking he’s gonna have the Instagram video for the ages. He’s got a monkey crawling around his shoulder and he’s on top of the world.
Poop was a concern for onlookers. Of course it was. Anytime monkeys and humans interact, you have to be cognizant of poop flinging. That’s Monkey 101.
I wouldn’t have been ready for this sex session in my ear canal. How could you be? One minute you are filming a video with your friends while dreams of dope hashtags float through your head and the next minute you feel that all too familiar texture of monkey semen on your neck. Shattering.
Head on a swivel when monkeys are around. They’ll fuck on your face and make your ass go viral quicker than they’ll throw shit.