The Kristaps Porzingis Sports Science Is Legitimate Basketball Porn

Listen, I know we have had some fun about just how ridiculous Kristaps Porzingis is. 7’3″ with the shooting stroke of a shooting guard and the ability to be a defensive FORCE down low. But holy shit I didn’t realize he was able to put up these kind of crazy workout numbers. Godzingis is a fucking glitch. Being in the same stratosphere as these two guards is flat-out stupid.

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If Blake Griffin’s vertical can get him a deal with Kia, can we get the Latvian Len Bias a deal with at least Mercedes.
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And I have no clue what the hell this means, but I’m pretty sure it says that Godzingis disrupts a game on defense more than if a fucking bus was on the court. Which is probably true.
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But the best part of this video was just how funny it was seeing that brainiac John Brenkus next to the 6 God. Almost like seeing Tweety Bird next to a goddamn MonStar.

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Still the GOAT Porzingis highlight though.