Oh you mean wildly popular and powerful and able to alter reality in ways that nobody can possibly understand? Yea, then I guess he is just like Kim Kardashian, Mike. The people who resist the Kardashian Takeover are the same people who are resisting the fact that Tim Tebow is using ethereal powers to guide the Mets to the World Series this year. How else can you explain the Mets continuing to win despite their injuries? How else can you explain TJ Rivera raking? How else can you explain the Giants blowing THIRTY saves this season? You can’t. Not in any worldly way.
The same way you cant explain how fucking Rob Kardashian and Blacc Chyna have their own TV show. The same way you cant explain Kylie Jenner’s Lip Kits selling for $10,000 on eBay. The same way you cant explain how sometimes Kim K looks like Oswald Cobblepot and sometimes shes the hottest thing you’ve ever seen.
Kim K’s Empire and Tim Tebow’s Baseball Luck – two things that cant be explained but cannot be stopped.