The son of China’s wealthiest man is once again flaunting the Apple bling, posting pictures of his Alaskan Malamute, Coco, lounging with a stack of eight brand-new iPhone 7 devices.
I gotta be honest here. I don’t typically like to do this type of thing, but it’s important to harbor trust with the readers.
I think this guy fucks his dog. He’s got to, right? Buying your dog one iphone7? Sure. Two? Ok. Three? Well, damn man but alright. EIGHT? Why does your dog need eight iphone7s?
And those just aren’t the simple Apple Watches, which would make sense. I mean, no one likes to pull out their eight iphone7s every time they get a simple text message. The watch is convenient. I get that. I understand the watches. Those watches are the 10k dollar gold watches, though. You aren’t buying those watches for your dog unless you are trying to get some dog ass.
Yeah. We got ourselves a full-fledged dog fucker, folks.