Caroline Wozniacki Basically Cums Herself When The SI Body Painters Do Her Belly Button

Oh Wozniacki, you sly devil you. She knows exactly what she’s doing. She probably told them to turn the cameras on right when they were going in for the belly button. We all know what she’s doing- she still needs to try to prove to the world that she won the break up with Rory. I mean we all know she didn’t, but she’ll do anything to try and look like the winner, so I don’t hate the move.

Having an orgasm when someone touches her belly button is such a classic Wozniacki move. She was dying to show the world, because it was definitely her and Rory’s little kinky bed room thing, and she wants him to be all depressed that he doesn’t get to do the belly button move with her anymore. But Earth to Matilda, Rory doesn’t want that ass anymore. He moved on to a new blonde chick. Time to let it go, let it go, Woz.