Malia Obama is fucking sassy and I think I love it. She could’ve done two things after being caught smoking weed at Lollapalooza. One, run and hide. It would’ve been the easiest thing in the world to do. Run and hide and behind the Secret Service and never leave the White House ever again (or until the Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton moving trucks show up in a few months). Or two, come out guns blazing at yet another music festival wearing a “Smoking Kills” shirt to troll the haters. She chose wisely. Always lean into the wave and give the wave a middle finger. The only thing that would’ve made that shirt better was if she had been holding a fat blunt. Just getting smoked out while wearing a “Smoking Kills” shirt would’ve been legendary. Still good stuff from Malia though. Something tells me she’s gonna be the MVP of the Obama family in a post-President Barack Obama world.