Feast Your Eyes On One Of The Most Powerful Mascot Tackles I've Ever Seen

Sons, you just got… JACKED UP

One of the most impressive mascot take downs I’ve ever seen. Looked like a safety who’d never heard of CTE out there just sacrificing himself, like Brian Dawkins flying around and just using his body as a weapon. I’ve seen grenades do less bodily harm than that goddamn carrot did. He looked like he was shot out of a cannon and didn’t even consider hesitating before impact. The best game of chicken I’ve ever seen in my life. Hope you’ve got a sturdy base friends because I ain’t stopping and…. here…. comes… the… BOOM! Total veggie destruction. Surprised the tomatoes shoe didn’t fall off, as if he’d just been hit by a car traveling at high speeds.

I know minor league teams love their promotions and if the Bisons have half a brain they’ll just keep trotting out the carrot and putting him against tougher and tougher opponents. Let’s find out what really happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.