Pardon My Take Has Named Jay Mariotti Senior Icelandic-American Correspondent

Congrats to Jay for the new gig. At Pardon My Take we pride ourselves on bringing thoughtfull, open-minded dialogue to sports Journalism, and see Jay as a key missing piece in our mission to provide America with the first sports talk show for men by men of European descent. Jay is stepping into the online void in an effort to create a safe space for the underserved white men from the tallest, happiest nation on earth and bringing the issues and opression that they face to the forefront in the national discussion.

We are excited for Jay to cover his true passion of Icelandic sports with high penetration into US markets such as volcano dodging, puffin-lasso, and fish insertion, while allowing him free reign to telecommute in order to fufill all of the conditions of any former and future house-arrest limitations from under the comfort of his bridge in Sacramento or wherever.

We expect Jay to except the offer whenever the library opens and he gets to check his email to authorize the contract. Please join us in giving him and his listener a warm welcome to the Barstool Sports/Pardon My Take team @JayMariottiShow

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