Apparently Santa (Me) Can't Mattress Surf Around The Streets On Allston Christmas?

Thought this was America, people? Thought this was the land of the free? You’re trying to tell me that an idiot can’t dress up like Santa Claus on Allston Christmas then ride a mattress that’s being dragged by a truck around town while pretending it’s a sleigh, sir? I’ll tell ya, this country’s changing. Grown adults can’t even act like kids anymore without fear of a stern talking to from the police. Just trying to spread some Christmas cheer around the neighborhood while giving away some Leesa mattresses, mattresses, mattresses plus a few tshirts and the 5-0 is jumping down Santa’s chimney. Now I know exactly how Scott Calvin felt.

Once you get a taste of the bad boy life it’s tough to let go.

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