Flyers Unveil Their 50th Anniversary Jerseys And... Well They're Something
A few months ago the Flyers teased their new jerseys for this year’s 50th anniversary. Over the course of those 50 years, the Flyers haven’t had too many different looks so how could this possibly go wrong, right? Apparently not right. Because the team finally unveiled the new uniform today and well… well to be perfectly honest they fucking suck.
You know when you go to Target and they have those fake ass jerseys for sale? Well that’s what these look like. Only they’re real. Good news is that they’re only just for this season. We’ll see them for 12 games and then never again. And the other good news is that at least guys wearing the jerseys are all the same. But this looks like somebody let their kid fuck around on photoshop for a little bit with the jerseys and just decided that would be the best option. I get the “golden anniversary” angle but still. No fucking thank you. So in honor of these hideous jerseys and due to the fact that there are only so many days left of Mount Rushmore season, here’s my Mount Rushmore of jerseys the Flyers should have gone with for their 50th anniversary.
4. Tuxedo Jerseys
It says, “I want to be formal, but I’m also here to fuck shit up”.
3. Cooperalls
One of the greatest yet underappreciated looks in hockey history. Cooperalls need a comeback in the worst way possible.
2. Back In Black
Need a black Flyers jersey back in my life more than I need air to breathe.
1. Anything Without Sleeves
What better way to really connect with the fan base than to emulate them?