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This American Ninja Warrior Run Is The Most Impressive Thing I've Ever Seen

HOLY FUCK! That chick is Lara Croft. Get out da way, Angelina Jolie. That Jessie Graff chick is the real Lara Croft and shall be referred to as such moving forward. She might be better than Lara Croft if we’re being honest. That shit was bananas. I don’t know what Amrican Ninja Warrior is, and don’t really care, but that was hands-down the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen. I’m not even kidding. I’ve never seen anything like it during my time on this planet and might never see it again. She didn’t make a single mistake. They should just shut down American Ninja Warrior cause it doesn’t get any better than that. I’m almost tempted to say the part where she swings from those bars is fake. That’s how crazy it was. How did her arms not rip out their sockets? How did her ACLs and MCLs not tear when she did the wall crawl? That video is also further proof that I will be one of the first to die in an apocalypse. I won’t be able to compete when people like Jessie Graff are running the world.