Just When You Think The Post Can't Top Itself...They Hit You With Another A+ Weiner Joke

The New York Post going Lorena Bobbit on your asses! A good old divorce/castration pun to start your day.

I love to picture the scene at the New York Post when there’s another Anthony Weiner dick pic scandal. I feel like they probably operate like the Japanese Zoos, doing drills and simulations all year long in anticipation of another Carlos Danger sexting event. And then when it officially happens I feel like they sound the alarm and scramble to their positions. Lights swirling. Intercoms blaring – “All hands on deck!” “This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill!” They flash the Weiner Signal…a Jewish dick lights up the New York sky

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and all the New York Post interns and writers drop whatever they are doing and get to the office.

I picture all the editors and headline writers in the Situation Room. Conferencing in via remote satellite are the best paparazzos and tabloid writers on earth. The smut geniuses. They begin spit balling ideas. What rhymes with Dick? What rhymes with Weiner?? How can we work in a mongoose to this cover??? Rapid fire sexual puns and double entendres being thrown out there. They’re writing their headline ideas on windows like John Nash in Beautiful Mind.

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All the materials pinned up on a bulletin board trying desperately to link Anthony Weiner to Harambe or Donald Trump or some other viral sensation at the moment to move those papers.

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Aside from Arod, Anthony Weiner has been the single most important person to the New York Post and any of the NYC rags. I bet they even assign individuals to cover nothing but Charlie Danger’s dick like Brian Windhorst with Lebron. One day Anthony Weiner is gonna stop sending girls his cock. Not any day soon, but one day. And that day, the NY Post will need to hold a formal memorial. Honoring one of the greatest content catalysts of all time. Top 5 Post Personality, hands down.