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New Research Proves That Being A Noodle Is A Real Disease

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Dailymail - It is often dismissed as being all in the mind. But chronic fatigue syndrome is real, doctors said today. They have shown that people with symptoms of the debilitating condition have a specific chemical signature in their blood. Bizarrely, the changes echo those seen in hibernating animals.Symptoms of CFS include extreme physical and mental fatigue and painful limbs. The condition can also affect memory, concentration and digestion, with some sufferers so weak they lose their job, or become bed or wheelchair-bound. It usually strikes when people are in their 20s, 30s and early-40s and was dubbed ‘yuppie flu’ in the 1980s because of high rates among young professionals.

I never cease to amaze myself. I have a legitimate disease. I have the Noodle. I’ve had it my entire life. Crippling tiredness that just makes my body feel like a spaghetti noodle. Can barely think, talk or walk. Straight Noodleville 5 out of 7 days of the week. Everybody said I was weak. Everybody said I was making it up. Nope. Science just proved I have a legit condition. That I’m exactly like a Grizzly Bear. A menace when I’m rested but I operate at such a high level I need to hibernate for months to recharge the batteries. But unlike my colleague the Grizzly Bear I don’t have time for that shit. Too many mouths to feed. Too many people depending on me. So I go Noodle mode for months at a time and just battle through. Listen I don’t want any accolades. I don’t want any people duffing their cap to me. I’m not even doing it for me. I’m doing it for all the kids out there with diseases. All the kids who think they can’t be successful in life because they are sick. I want these poor children to look at me and say if Pres became the best blogger who ever lived while suffering from from debilitating Noodle I can do whatever I set my mind to. That’s why I blog.