Alexis Ren Watch: Lesbian Now?

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Like any fine journalist, I’ve been monitoring this Alexis Ren situation closely. Since she began this new life as a single gal with super hot friends, she’s stepped her Snapchat and Instagram game up,

which was pretty hard considering it was already elite, but she did it.

But here’s the big kick- while on vacation with these super hot girls who somehow I’m considered the same species as,

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it appears she’s started exploring.

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RIP FORMER BF. Can you imagine breaking up with her and then seeing THAT???? Your ex-gf just casually posting that on Instagram, insinuating she’s into scissoring now? I mean yeah he’s super good looking and is probably having orgies while smoking peyote and rappelling down Mount Vesuvius, but still, my point remains.

First Bella Thorne, now Alexis Ren. Now let’s just get the two of them in the same room together. Seriously, some kid with a Make A Wish needs to make this happen. Do it for the future that you won’t get to see. Don’t be selfish.