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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Realtor Who Had Sex In A House She Had Just Sold The Day Before?

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NYDN- She did the deed after it was signed. A 22-year-old Houston real estate agent was caught having sex in the vacant home she had just sold the day before, police said. The new owners of the suburban Friendswood home pressed criminal trespassing charges against Kayla Marisa Seloff and Joshua Leal, 27, early Saturday, the Houston Chronicle reported. A neighbor had dialed 911 around 5 a.m. to report seeing two people with a flashlight entering the empty house. Friendswood officers looked inside the home minutes later to find the pair together on the floor of one of the rooms having a “passionate rendezvous,” according to an arrest report cited by KTRK-TV. Investigators said Seloff initially told police she and Leal were married and had purchased the E. Castle Harbour home themselves. Seloff fessed up to being the realtor for the home rather than the owner when they found a marijuana baggie and a glass pipe in her car, police said.

I’ve probably watched one too many pornographic films because this got my motor running in a big way*. It seems like it was ripped right from the Naughty America queue. I mean I get it. They didn’t want to pay for a hotel room and she’s a realtor so she has the keys to a bunch of houses. Why not just fuck in one of the empty houses? Seems logical enough. Also the rush of having sex on a person’s floor right before they move in seems interesting. My only problem is how do you get noticed when sneaking into a house you have the keys to? Either those are some SUPER nosy neighbors who called the cops or these two fuckbirds are the worst at acting natural. 95% of committing a crime is confidence. All they had to do was walk up to the house like they owned the place (which again, she has the keys so she kinda does own the place). And then of course she had weed in her car. These two deserve jail.

*For real though, I almost had to splash cold water on my face after reading that article