Do People Like Jon Gruden?
Do People like Gruden? I personally love him. Yeah he’s over the top, yeah he basically sticks every quarterback’s dick into all of his warm holes every monday night, and yeah at this point I can’t tell if Gruden is still Gruden or if he’s just doing a Gruden impersonation of Caliendo doing Gruden, but I personally can never get enough of a guy who has genuine enthusiasm for his job. Like a football version of Dicky V. Does he take things too far sometimes? Sure, but I’d rather have a guy like that in the booth than some dead fish commentator who can’t get me pumped up for football. I mean when Gruden busted out the Sluggo Seams last night it was like he had won the lottery and was sharing all of the winnings with everyone in America. Pure unadulterated happiness. Talking puppy on Christmas morning level of happiness, and that’s what I want when I watch a Monday Night Football blow out, I want a guy who can just think about football and get rock hard. If that makes me weird, then I don’t want to be normal.