"Cocks Not Glocks" Taking Over University of Texas at Austin's Campus

COLLEGE STATION, Texas – As thousands of students continued to arrive on the A&M campus Monday, some of them were confused with their new reality regarding campus carry.

Even though students gave “guns on campus” mixed reviews, some of them didn’t know what campus carry really means.

“Well, campus carry is you can carry it on the campus openly,” said John Nelson.

Another student told us she didn’t even know what campus carry was. But the biggest point of confusion was the difference between campus carry and open carry.

“No, I don’t necessarily know the difference,” said Adam Maher.

“Senate Bill 11, allows for concealed carry on campus, not open carry,” said Lt. Allan Baron with the Texas A&M Police. “Individuals that open carry on campus would be in violation of the law.”

Students all over Texas are able to conceal carry handguns on campus if they have the proper licence. Some students in Austin would rather have big-ass fake cocks instead of subcompact glocks and I’m here for it.

I love seeing people express themselves. You dont like that someone has an unseen gun in their pants? Juggle some fake dicks in the courtyard of an institution of higher learning.

Concerned with the safety of your fellow classmates due to a large number of marginally trained shooters carrying at your school? Give 4500 students next to you a huge rubber penis and have them scream Cocks Not Glocks.

I’m not really overly concerned if students have guns or if they dont. I’m also not concerned with giant dildos being waved around all willynilly, so it’s really a push on this issue for me.

I just need all Texans to join together with one voice to stop the tyranny of prohibiting beer sales before noon on Sundays. Football season is approaching and I’m already sick about missing a few kickoffs due to this governmental overreach.