First off fuck the Whopperrito’s bitch and the clique it claims. I knew this was going to be trash. I knew it when I blogged about it being tested by BK. I knew it when it almost fell apart as I unwrapped it in the Burger King. And I knew it once it touched my lips. Absolute garbage. The only thing helping its score is that I’ve run through a nightmare of foods lately and this wasn’t as bad as most of them. Plus the Whopper sauce wasn’t terrible. But once I remembered that I was eating chopped up Burger King hamburger in a shitty tortilla, I truly almost threw up. Fuck you Burger King.
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