How The Hell Did This Hyannis Gangster Who Disguised Himself As An Old Man Get Caught?
(Source) — Miller, 31, of Hyannis, Mass. — also known as “Shizz,” according to court records —was arrested last week in South Yarmouth, Mass., on an April indictment accusing him and several other people of heroin possession with intent to distribute. According to the indictment, Miller was a distributor for the dangerous Nauti-Block street gang, which investigators said is responsible for “a significant portion of the heroin that is distributed on Cape Cod.” At least two alleged members of the gang are still wanted on murder charges. He was nabbed as part of a joint local-state-federal investigation that began in October 2015 and is continuing, according to the indictment. The gang has been hard to crack, investigators said, because it’s highly adept at using a confusing array of disposable cars and safe houses.Federal prosecutors said agents didn’t arrest the old man who walked out of the home of Miller’s mom, which they’d been staking out for weeks, until an alert officer noticed something suspicious about his eyes — and about the fact that he was toting $10,000 in cash.
Bravo, Mr. Miller. Bra-VO. I don’t know what the fuck this agent is talking about saying he noticed “something about the eyes,” but that’s the best disguise I’ve ever seen in my entire life. That old dude could walk into my house and beat the shit out of me and the only description I’d be able to give the police was, “I’m not sure who it was, but I’m positive it wasn’t Sean Miller aka Shizz of the Nauti-Block street gang. Could be anyone else on earth, but it definitely wasn’t him. Too old.” Saw something in the eyes. Get the fuck out of here, super cop. I’d take one look at that old man walking out of the house then go back to playing chess and eating donuts in the surveillance van.
On a different note, what an outrageous headline and gang name. I know heroin is a huge problem on the Cape, I’ve seen the HBO special, but I never really connected it to gangs. I just assumed it was all getting sold like The Gang sells coke in Always Sunny, at country clubs and shit. Typing “Hyannis gangster” in the headline gave me a good chuckle and then I read the story and saw they’re the Nauti Block gang. Hysterical. Ocean themed but also a nice little pun about being bad boys, only on Cape Cod.
