Mark Sanchez Went Undercover As A Street Performer And Strummed The Guitar Like A Musical Legend

Look at The Sanchize! As if being beautiful and a (former college) star quarterback wasn’t enough, he can also play that old six string like Eric Clapton in his prime with the voice of Brennan Huff. Its almost unfair to think of what it must be like being friends with Mark Sanchez. You are all playing for silver when it comes to chicks, because Sanchez is always going home with the gold like Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt. Especially if there is a quiet moment around that beach bonfire and Sanchez breaks out the guitar. Which I guarantee he always does.

And how about this guy with the golden pipes? Stopped the kid with the Yankee hat dead in his tracks. Bieber better watch out, because this dude is coming for the Biebs day job. This could become the next great 1-2 punch like Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey back in the day

Pretty sure these chicks got pregnant from listening to this electric rendition of Mr. Jones, which is clearly Sanchez’s go-to song

Look at these two maniacs. Asking someone to play Holla Back Girl on the guitar in the year 2016 of our Lord is simply preposterous

And A+ Shalom form out of your boy Sanchize after this lady dropped a FIFTY dollar bill in his case