The Prime Minister Of Japan Popped Out Of A Warp Pipe While Dressed As Super Mario During The Closing Ceremonies In Rio
Ohhhh fuck yeah. I was worried that the 2020 Olympics being in Japan would mean that all the problems leading up before the games started would be nonexistent. No blogs about the city being woefully unprepared or the typical hotel tomfoolery that goes on. That’s not how the Japanese roll. I bet they are like 2 years ahead of schedule getting that shit together. But you know what we will get instead? Weirdo Japanese nonsense and video games. That’s what Tokyo does! 2020 cannot get here soon enough. And that’s before we add in Kanye running for President being background noise the entire time. I just hope Twitter is still around to cover all of the malarkey.
P.S. The magic flutes in Mario 3 were soooo much better than the warp pipes in Mario 1. Giant World forever. Maybe that’s why I eat so much. I’ve always wanted to be a part of Giant World. Yeah, that’s it. Also Mario 2 is and forever will be trash in my mind.
And kudos to the Japanese for not going with the flavor of the month and shooting their Prime Minister onto NBC in a Pokeball. Mario is the face of the franchise for Japan despite being an Italian plumber. And that’s what the spirit of the Olympic Games is all about.