French Race Walker Poops His Pants Mid Race, Still Not As Bad As Telling People You're A Professional Race Walker. UPDATE - He Just Collapsed

 

 

Pop quiz, what’s worse than being a professional race walker and trying to convince everyone in the world that walking is a sport? Answer, being a professional race walker that visibly poops your pants for the whole world to see. To be fair though, I poop my pants just sitting in my car so I guess I’m not really the best person to judge on this one. Just seems like if pooping your pants is stigmatized in society, pooping your pants as a professional race walker makes you basically a leper.

 

 

Update

New worse, being a race walker, pooping your pants, and collapsing on the course covered in your own feces. Dude just hit the cycle.

 

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