I Refuse To Believe This Guy Got Catfished Into Thinking He Was Dating Katy Perry For 6 Years
Knox News- When Knoxville man Spencer Morrill reached out to “Catfish” about being in a six-year online relationship with pop star Katy Perry, the show’s hosts Nev Schulman and Max Joseph knew they would be in for an interesting ride. The latest episode of the MTV series on Wednesday night detailed Morrill’s journey from Knoxville to England to find out if he was really talking to the famous singer. The show helps people who have been “catfished,” which is defined as luring someone into a relationship with a fake online persona, find the catfishes. After reaching out to Schulman and Joseph, Morrill told them about his relationship, saying that he was convinced it was Perry. He communicated with the woman through email, text messaging apps and one phone call but had never seen her face to face. When Morrill wanted to take their relationship to the next level, the woman stopped communicating with him, and he sought help from “Catfish” to meet her.
Nope. Not this time. Did I fall for the Ryan Lochte story? Yeah I did. I fell in love with the “whatever” quote and it ended up being my undoing. So I refuse to fall for this catfish story where a guy thinks he was dating Katy FUCKING Perry for 6 years. I won’t do it. It is preposterous. First of all, Spencer needs to get a mirror. Guys like Spencer don’t get girls like Katy Perry. I’m a guy like Spencer. Guys like us can’t even meet a girl like Katy Perry let alone carry on a relationship for 6 years. Also, what did he think Katy Perry was doing when she was fucking John Mayer and Aldous Snow? That she was thinking of him while she took dick from the guy who wrote Gravity? This story is so fake that it almost makes me wanna believe it. I love the thought of Spencer watching Katy Perry’s Super Bowl performance and thinking, “Man I can’t wait to text her and tell her how great she did. Left shark LOL.” I subscribe to the thinking that infinite universes exist where anything and everything is possible but in no universe is fucking Spencer dating Katy Perry. Sorry Spence. And the story has to be fake so who cares.