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A Guy Revealed The Rigorous Process For Casting A Male Porn Star

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Some guy on Reddit who seems intimately aware of porn’s inner workings shared what the casting process and work is like for a male porn star and it’s working its way through the viral internet. It’s kind of long but it’s also the most interesting look at the brave meat sticks behind the internet’s most visited websites that I’ve ever read so I think it’s worth it. It all began with the guy answering a question from some other dude looking to get into porn:

 

Serious answer? Apply. They’re looking for guys who have above average dicks(we’re talking 8-9″ min). Can get hard very quickly with little to no real stimulation. And you should be able to cum on command. You shouldn’t have a problem with doing some things that might seem gay to most men. Rubbing you’re balls on another man’s balls while DPing an actress is a pretty common thing. You have to have a professional portfolio. Modeling pics, maybe some experience, even if it’s amateur.

 

Call it a hunch but I’m going to assume the first line ruled out a majority of would-be porn studs. But this is good, this is how only the strongest and densest dongs survive. And if you can’t handle another man’s balls on yours or a chick blowing you and some other dude then clinking your cock heads like she’s saying “Cheers” then there’s no hope for you to go pro, fully agreed. Rigorous standards right off the bat.

 

If you get as far as an interview, you will walk into a room with an older dude. He will tell you to pull out your dick. You have 30 seconds to get hard. There may or may not be an actress there. She may or may not help you. As in, she’ll allow you to look at her boobs (if you’re a good looking dude she might even let you touch her. Nothing below the waist).

You will be asked to masturbate for around 10-15 min, again… With no visual stimulation or anything. The director will tell you to cum. You have a minute, tops, to blow your load. You will be given 15 min to reset and then you must get erect again and be able to maintain an erection for another 10 minutes or so and then you will be asked to cum again. 30 seconds, they get very uninterested if you have trouble controlling your climax. If you get through all that and perform well enough. They may offer you a job.

 

So basically you have to get an erection in the time it takes Trent to run the 100m twice? That seems like a long time watching a pasty streak of white lightning but not so much time for getting a dick hard in a room of people. The touching a porn chick would help a lot though I’d have to imagine, very kind of her to support a noob like that.

 

You’ll being doing very little at first, but they’ll offer you a contract that will consist of several scenes that you have to film but may never be used. I’m explaining this from a friend who was offered a job with BangBros in Miami. They offered him 35k for the year. Not sure how much “work” he did. Or if any of it got past editing. I lost contact with him once he moved down there. I’ll tell you this, he was bi-sexual which I believe helped him get the job. He also had a professionally done modeling portfolio to begin with and some semi amateur videos.

 

So basically real life casting of male porn stars is like the fictional casting of female porn stars on black leather couches where they’re just fucking for no reason? That’s interesting and kind of sad.

 

While filming a shoot, you are expected to stay erect while they change camera angels, chit chat about what the director wants, reapply the female actress’s make up, fuck around with lighting, etc. You’ve got you be able to fuck in very odd positions. For example, leg up doggy style, sideways shot from behind. Keep in mind they’re looking for good shots of the woman and you’re just a dick. Move your leg this way, it’ll seem very awkward and uncomfortable. But it’s about what the camera sees and how it feels to you. There’s also about 12 people behind the camera during each scene, so no being modest. Try to look like you’re really turned on with the girl even though you’re thinking in your head about you’re about whatever stops you from cumming. If you blow too soon, scene is over and you’ve wasted time and money. Get it going again quickly and you can redeem yourself. Being able to control your nut is probably the most important skill you can have. Get hard on demand, cum on demand, learn to aim your nut with a snipers precision. And be quick about being able to nut again. The director will want multiple money shots so he can choose the best one. Know to keep your fucking hands and legs out of the fucking way, but still make it seem natural.

 

The big question here: How do you make enough cum to get through all these scenes? That’s what separates the pros from the chumps I guess because I feel like even if I could somehow rally for a couple of quick nuts in a row, I’d be shooting dust while my dick peters out like an old station wagon by the third. These guys must be drinking a lot of milk.

 

You also need to be fit. If you can’t toss the girl around with ease you’re going to have trouble. Some of the girls are easy and tiny, but others are “voluptuous” and weight close to a buck 50. Anyways… This is about as much as i can tell you. Again, you gotta be cool with some gay shit. If you’re double teaming a girl and your dicks are touching while they’re in her mouth that’s something that you gotta stay hard through. If a guy blows a load and it gets on your leg or something, don’t freak out. No one wants to reshoot if they don’t have to. Remember, time is money. They’re not in the business to lose money. It is possible you might have to suck a dick. It’s all about seeing how comfortable you are with sex. It helps to be bi, or even gay, since you’re going to be fucking a girl for upwards of an hour and you can’t be fighting your nut the entire time. Anyways… This is what I learned from a friend who got a year long contact with Bang Bros. I would imagine Brazzers and all that other shit isn’t much difference. It’s easy to get into as a girl, it’s extremely difficult to get into as a guy.

 

This seems like the most fair outcome to me. If you’re a dude making a mediocre living wage by banging porn stars, it should be kind of a shitty experience aaaaand you might have to suck a dick or two along the way. That means you’re really earning it in my book. At the same time though, I hope these men who do make it through the rigorous process find a way to be better compensated. If women’s soccer can even rates up with men, guys should at least be able to get within the same stratosphere of pay as the women. Less dudes doing more work but being paid better, that’s what they should strive for. The dick in porn is like a serviceable 6th man in the NBA; he doesn’t have to shine, he just needs to fill in some gaps and help the stars do their job to the best of their abilities. We should all be more appreciative of the next veiny throbber we come across in our internet travels.

 

(h/t Someecards)