Gilbert Arenas Was Again Haunting Swaggy P's Life, This Time By Yelling About Fucking Bitches While Swaggy Talked On The Phone To Iggy Azalea
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At this rate when do we start feeling bad for Swaggy P? Because there is no amount of “soft ex-fiance voice” that can hide a maniac screaming about hoes and bitches. I know that Swaggy brought this upon himself by becoming friends with a guy that calls himself No Chill Gil. But the hardest thing to do is to break up with a friend. Not because it’s tough emotionally, but it’s just not a natural thing that people do often. You can break up with a girlfriend no problem at all. That’s just how life and relationships work. But having to dead a friendship overnight is tough shit. I had one friend that everyone in my group hated during high school. Just a huge dickhead. Always going over the line by being rude. Getting fucked up when it was his turn to be DD. He was the pits. To get rid of him, we just started parking our cars around the block and wouldn’t answer the door or our phones whenever he showed up at any of our houses. Was it immature? Definitely. But was it effective? You bet your ass. He ended up moving on to another group of friends until they had to start pulling the same move. There aren’t many things worse than having an asshole in your life that won’t take the hint that nobody wants him around. Unfortunately for Swaggy, Gilbert will just walk into his house while also terrifying Baby Swaggy. Plus you can’t discount the whole “brought a gun into an NBA locker room” move that even Frank Reynolds would think was crazy.
The only other thing I can think of is that Gil is a Lakers mole, sent to make Swaggy P ask for a trade out of L.A. If Swaggy had just done what most of us would have done and punched D’Angelo Russell right in his stupid cut eyebrow, he would be playing for the Suns or some shit while rebounding on the best chicks Phoenix has to offer. Instead Swaggy rolled over so he could stay in La La Land and picked up a Stage Five clinger in No Chill Gil. If Swaggy wants Arenas out of his life, he has to say goodbye to Hollywood. Then, and only then, will Gilbert finally leave him alone.
