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The Fact That Some ISIS Fighters Bought "Islam For Dummies" Before Joining ISIS Is All You Need To Know About ISIS

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NY Post- ISIS wannabes are so ignorant about the culture they’re pledging their lives to that they are ordering books like “Islam for Dummies” before joining the terrorist organization. About 70 percent of ISIS recruits only have “basic” knowledge of Shariah law, the Islamic legal system, according to an analysis by The Associated Press of more than 3,000 internal documents from the terror network.

Some jihadis-in-training admitted in court that they tried to beef up their knowledge about the religion before traveling to Syria by buying a few books from Amazon. Convicted terrorists Mohammed Ahmed and Yusuf Sarwar, 22-year-old recruits from Britain, ordered “The Koran for Dummies” and “Islam for Dummies” before their trip. They were arrested and convicted of terrorism-related charges when they tried to re-enter Britain in 2014.

I think it goes without saying that any sane individual thinks terrorists in general are a bunch of absolute dickheads. And this is especially the case for anyone in ISIS. But if you are going to be a terrorist piece of shit, at least be one with a purpose. Listen, if you are willing to murder people because you twist are able to twist the teachings of a religion for your cause, you are a dickhead. But if you are willing to murder for a religion that you need a fucking For Dummies book about, you are a hipster asshole dickhead. Because when I think of people that blindly support causes they know nothing about, I think of dickhead hipsters. I bet even a few of these ISIS guys checked out books from the library so they could talk about how refreshing it is to use the Dewey Decimal System or some shit. I didn’t know ISIS fighters could become any more unlikable. But here we are.