A Horse Dancing To Rob Thomas' "Smooth" Is An Olympic Event

When you think of the Olympics, what do you think of? Michael Phelps winning 23 golds (buy a shirt!)? Do you think of Usain Bolt running unreal times in the 100? Do you think of Ancient Greece and feats of strength and the best athletes from every corner of the globe coming together to square off in noble competition? I don’t. I think of when a man in a top hat gets on a horse and then that horse tap dances to Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana. That’s what I now think of. Tap dancing horses and mannnn it’s a hot one. Sorry Phelps. Sorry Ledecky. Sorry Bolt. Rodger Sherman put it perfectly. Give me a horse dancing to Rob Thomas or else forget about it.