Trucker Finds Love By Texting A Number That Was Written On The Wall Of A Bathroom Stall
(Source) — It could have been a case of looking for love in all the wrong places – especially when a single trucker decided to text the mobile phone number he found scrawled on a toilet wall. But what began as a whim turned into the greatest loo-ve of all for Mark Ellis and Donna Roberts. The 51-year-old, of Brighouse, West Yorkshire, discovered the number while using the toilet at his local pub. Written by Roberts’ ex, the unflattering message read: ‘If you want a good s*** call Donna on…’ Ellis then cheekily decided to text the number and wrote: ‘Hi. What are you up to?’ Speaking to the Sun on Sunday, the love-struck trucker said: ‘I was curious to know if it was a real human being. We still laugh about it.’ Roberts, a legal secretary, was at first perplexed by how Ellis had found her number, but the couple soon struck up a conversation and met just days later. The couple now have two kids, aged eight and nine, though they are unaware of how their parents first met. Roberts added: ‘I usually say that he texted me by mistake.’
I can’t decide what the craziest part of this story is. On the one hand, you’ve got Donna’s ex even writing the number in the first place. What kind of psycho ex goes around telling anyone that she can ride a dick? If anything, you say the exact opposite. Bashing your ex’s sex game is rule #1 of a break-up. You say she’s a dead fish, she says you’ve got a little dick, and around, and around we go. Normal people never want their ex to get fucked ever again, so writing her actual number in the men’s stall of a bar is an insane move. I guess you’re trying to just get people to harass her but… did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope!
Second, how drunk and horny do you have to be to actually text that number? Talk about risking it all. Best case scenario is the number is either Jenny’s (867-5309) or Mike Jones’ (281-330-8004), worst case scenario it’s just some dude who wants to rob you and beat you up like Sea Bass. I know we all do crazy things when we’ve got a buzz and a chubbed dick, but this is more reckless than putting your dick through a glory hole. God knows what’s waiting for you on the other side and odds are it’s not going to be the kind of person (a woman) you hoped it would be.
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Finally, Donna, what the fuck? Some dude tells you he got your number from a bathroom stall and you’re just like, “Cool, let’s ride”? Insanity. I know girls love their compliments and you probably thought, for a second, that it was sweet and not creepy that some dude was taking a shit, heard you know how to throw around a pussy, and decided to shoot his shot, but you’ve gotta snap out of that one pretty quickly. Odds are the guy’s a bald, old, single trucker with yellow teeth and not exactly Prince Charming. To keep that one going to the point where you have two kids with the guy is seriously disturbing. Maybe some quick sexting but you absolutely never agree to meet with the guy who found your number on a bathroom wall and texted you because it said you can fuck. It’s like trying for third with two outs: even if you make it safely, it still wasn’t the right play. Even if you live happily ever after with this man, it was dangerous and stupid to meet him.