Did Nic Cage Just Single Handedly Bring Back Pony Tails?

If fat Nic Cage rocks a sweet ponytail, ultra stylish fedora, and a thousand rings, then I have to too. That’s just how style works. Some people will make you believe that black America sets cool new trends in this country, and I guess they do, if black America is a code word for the greatest actor of all time sporting a sick ass tail at a TSA security checkpoint. Just remember we had this conversation next spring when everyone in the world has a tail and loves their life.

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You know how when a guy’s wife gets pregnant and they gain “sympathy” weight. I think that’s what Ive been doing with Nic and his new fat look.