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Trump Calls Obama The Founder Of ISIS

Everybody nowadays wants to be the founder. It’s the cool new thing. Take the startup culture craze and the “be your own boss” instagram quotes, wrap ‘em into one and boom, you’re a super desirable “founder.” Everybody wants it. You can’t find a ticket scalper that doesn’t have “Founder of ___” in his twitter bio. So here’s Trump: grabs that phenomenon, tosses in a little foreign policy history… all the sudden Obama is the founder of ISIS. Classic Trump. Crazy/genius.

And guess who’s the cofounder?

Sweet startup guys. Mass murder, sex slavery, extreme torture. What a biz. Just need to hire Hillary’s tech guys and you’ll be impenetrable. Might even be able to get into the Olympics.

Here’s CNN’s chief media correspondent admitting that Trump pretzeled him:

And America’s mayor playing devil’s advocate/spin zone doctor/actually explaining historical truths:

Just another day in Election 2016, folks. Tuesday Trump’s telling 2nd amendment supporters it’s totally cool to shoot Hillary; today Obama + Hillary are ISIS cofounders. Love it.