The World Needs To See The Worst Kiss Ever Courtesy Of "Bachelor In Paradise"

Soooooooooo gross yet I couldn’t look away. Last week we had Chad shitting his pants and now this. That right there is Evan and Carly on Bachelor In Paradise last night. A little background. Everyone remembers Evan from JoJo’s season of The Bachelorette as the guy who almost got killed on multiple occasions by The Chad. He got shoved by Chad, he got his shirt ripped by Chad and he often feared for his life around Chad. You might remember Carly from season 2 of Bachelor In Paradise where she got her heart ripped out by Kirk. The basic premise of BIP is cast offs from past Bachelor/Bachelorette season go to Mexico and try to extend their 15 seconds of fame. The “goal” is to pair up with a person(s) each week so you don’t get voted off.

Anyyyyyyyyway. Now Evan is on Bachelor In Paradise and has the hots for Carly after they shared one super duper awkward kiss that he of course loved and Carly of course hated. So then Evan got a date card and asked Carly which she begrudgingly accepted despite their horrible kiss (like I said above, gotta pair up to say alive in BIP). So what was their date activity? Eating the hottest peppers in the world then trying to break the world record for longest kiss. Chris Harrison does it again! The producers are legit geniuses. That’s what you just watched above. They kissed for one minute and 40 seconds followed by that grossssssssssss string of pepper saliva. I laughed. I cried. I puked a little. The show is so great and you’re a loser if you’re not watching it.