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Iowa Train Derails And Crashes Into A Bar Called.........DeRailed

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Charles City, Iowa – An early morning train car derailment in Charles City has damaged a popular bar. Nothing official has been released as of yet but a train car was tipped into the side of Derailed Bar, causing some damage. No reports of any injuries. You’re being asked to avoid E Street where the road crosses the tracks as the road will remain closed as crews investigate the derailment. Sections of 13th Avenue will also be impacted when they attempt to upright the train car. Stay with KCHA News for the latest information.

 

 

Let’s go! I love it. Nobody better than you, Iowa. Nobody. What are the chances of that happening? Seriously. I would actually like to see the math on that. I suppose when you put a bar directly next to a set of train tracks this is bound to happen some day. I guess? However, think about all the things that had to happen for this specific and perfect moment in time. The Big Bang then Christopher Columbus then the Revolutionary War then then Jay Z dropped Reasonable Doubt then a guy named a bar DeRailed next to train tracks in Charles City, Iowa and then this morning a train derails and slams into the bar. Pretty sure I didn’t skip over any part of history there. It’s magic! Most of the time I doubt the existence of any sort of deity but then a train derails into a bar called DeRailed and I’m already thinking about going to church on Sunday. Maybe everything really is connected.