French Gymnast With The First Gruesome Injury In the Olympics

Fuuuuuck. The first injury that makes you want to puke, the olympics are finally here! And that my friends is why you never leave your couch or try to do anything ever, period. It’s cool man, just a scratch.

I should actually clarify. The first gruesome injury was the Croatian rowers falling into the drink. I assume they’re just dead now from a billion poop microviruses.