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Woman Quits Her Job In Absolute Savage Fashion

Now THAT is how you quit your job. Smack your fat ass as you walk out the door while also ruining dozens of people’s dinners. The Ivy League just added a shooting star. Not the most polished person in the world, but she definitely has a 99 rating in Spunk. And hey, at least she didn’t spread her asscheeks while she was doing her Rikishi impression, right?

Now is “I got hired at Yale” the new version of chicks saying “Suck my motherfucking dick”? Like it’s just a ridiculous exaggeration that doesn’t actually make sense? Or is this all a 2016 version of Will Hunting? If you simply replace an angry white guy working at MIT with an angry black girl working at Yale, you have a very progressive move that completely overshadows Marvel turning Iron Man into a black woman. And if this is the case, I would like to say something to this lovely peach of a woman.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

P.S. Shout out to whoever recorded this on their phone. I would rather stick my head in a tank filled with piranhas then risk getting caught recording this screaming lunatic when she’s hot under the collar. And you better hope she doesn’t find out who you or your smiling guy friend is. Because she is going to be pissed when Yale fires her the millisecond some snooty alum sees it and she will want revenge on whoever made her viral. Stansbury University would never have hired such a loose cannon.