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The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 12.0 - Bone Apple Tea

Listen I know I’ve been doing these a lot recently. I’m aware they’re better when you see them every 6 months instead of every 2 weeks. But here’s the thing about the internet – its getting exponentially stupider. Scientists will look back at this series of blogs and pinpoint the exact moment that stupidity truly exploded on the internet:

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I cant help it when people say dumb shit. I cant help it when 2000 people tag me on twitter telling me theres a new addition to the Definitive List. I cant help it, folks, when people are out here saying BONE APPLE TEA instead of Bon Appetit.

Now, to be fair, I’ll shoot you straight – my first attempt at Bon Appetit was Bonappatit. So its not like I really knew how to spell that dumb ass phrase either. But I sure as shit knew it wasnt three random English words rammed together like bone apple tea. My thing with these people is how confidently they throw these tweets out there. Like this dude didnt think for one second “Hmmm is that really how its spelled?” “Hmm I’ve never actually written this out let me double check.” I check like every single word to make sure I’m not an idiot. These guys fire off Bone Apple Tea with all the confidence in the world. Thats cockiness you cant buy.