Quick Update On The NYC Office

And people thought the bird cage was all a running joke. Nope. When a zillion dollar investment company piles money into you, you don’t cut corners. When you promise the people a birdcage, you get a birdcage. Peter Chernin spares no expense (Peter Chernin has no idea he bought a company that is putting a birdcage in the office.)

I gotta say I’m a bit disappointed in the size, hopefully we can work on that. Is that a bird cage for ants? But on the bright side, what other Barstool employee has a second home? None. I’ve literally never heard of any of my co-workers, especially any of my former bosses turned co-workers, having a second home. And it’s actually probably bigger than whatever shit hole apartment I end up getting, so it’s pretty much a wash. Hopefully we can line the thing with Smitty’s blogs so I never have to leave it.

PS: After I beat Dave for all his money in poker I might offer him a pity $1,000 to stand in it for a weekend. I’ll feed him bread.