Get Your Dicks Out For Harambe With This Edition Of Top P-hub Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. Sure, we may be stuck in the dog days of summer where there isn’t dick to talk about re: sports. But life could always be worse. There could be nothing but baseball on television AND you could be commenting on internet porn. So let’s take a look into the underground world of freaks and feel a little better about ourselves heading into the weekend.
I still have no idea why Arthur Memes are taking over the internet these days but it’s a definitely a movement I can get behind.
‘Gone but never forgotten. RIP Sweet Prince
Now all I can think about is Melissa McCarthy in a gang bang scene so excuse me while I go puke for the next 30-40 minutes.
A girl is nobody.
Done puking at the thought of Melissa McCarthy having sex? Well enjoy another puke sesh now. Gives a whole new meaning to the song “Hey Ma”
Yo but seriously. Bruce Willis, Steve Carrell, Avril Lavigne, Eugene Levy, Wanda Sykes. Over The Hedge is a CRIMINALLY underrated flick and doesn’t get anywhere near as much buzz as it deserves.
Looks like that poker match between Pres and Nate took a really weird turn…
1. Pretty sure that was Lionel Messi
2. And that was talking soccer…
Only pussies can’t jerk off with both hands. And I’m willing to bet the house that Stephen Hawking isn’t a virgin. Probably gets it in twenty four sev.
Oh shit, guys. For a second there I thought ICausedHiroshima was actually a giant asshole but turns out he pulled a fast one on us and did this little thing we the pros like to call trolling. Maybe try learning about it once in your life you fucking bitches.
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And that concludes this week in freaks. Appreciate all you perverts stopping by. Hope you enjoyed your stay. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter. Have yourselves a weekend out there. And don’t forget to stay sexy.