Max Kellerman Thinks That Tom Brady Is About Done And Is "Gonna Be A Bum In Short Order"
Look I’m done writing real blogs about the stupid shit they say on First Take. It’s not 2012 anymore so I’m not shocked by anything that comes out of their mouths. This blog is just a little welcome party for Max Kellerman. Good for you, man. People thought the boxing dude who used to host that show before PTI couldn’t step into the role of Skip Bayless and bring those fire takes, but you’ve already proved them wrong. Tom Brady is gonna be a BUM in short order. Sure, there’s no evidence to support that claim and it seems like he’s only improved as a quarterback over the last few seasons. Sure, his “weaponz” have only gotten more versatile and stronger. Sure, his defense is only getting better. But whatever, fuck it, Tom Brady is done. It’s not like he had an injury, it’s not like he did something wildly unhealthy like eat a tomato, he just didn’t give Roger Goodell his cell phone. So he’s done now. Finished. Kaput. A motherfucking BUM before you know it.
Seriously can’t do anything but tip your cap to Kellerman here. Knew he had to bring the heat when stepping onto the First Take set and brought the fucking fuck out of it. I mean when you make Stephen A Smith do this….
You know you said some crazy shit. That’s a man who said he would have convicted OJ Simpson, without a law degree or any such nonsense, and he thinks you’re being a fool. Kellerman’s the kid who thought he was participating in a good, old fashioned roasting but then took shit too far and made everyone gasp. Stephen A is like, “listen dude, we say crazy shit here intentionally, but even THAT is too crazy.”
PS – I will give Kellerman this: at some point Tom Brady will not be great. He is correct when he says that time is a thing and people age. But folks have been predicting Brady’s cliff drop for about six years now. Some have even said it’s happening after a mediocre game. There’s just no evidence to support it. Tom Brady’s greatness is not going anywhere anytime soon. Roger Goodell has guaranteed that.