Aliens Were Probing Earth Again Last Night

Time – Many across the western U.S. who glanced up Wednesday night saw fiery streaks shoot across the sky, and experts said it was remnants from a rocket China launched in June. The debris passed over parts of California, Colorado, Nevada, Utah and Idaho, and prompted a number of social media posts of people asking about the meteor-like occurrence. Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer with the Harvard-Smithsonian Center, told the Los Angeles Times that the debris was part of the Long March 7 Rocket that China launched on June 25.

There is no single subject that humans are more naïve or gullible about than Aliens. I mean the Government comes up with the most cockamamie excuses and people just sit there and buy it. Oh that UFO last night was just debris from a Chinese rocket ship that launched a month ago. Ho hum. No biggie. Bro I’m no scientist but Chinese rocket ships don’t just fly through the sky in Idaho a month later. That’s crazy talk. That’s a UFO. Those were aliens. They are probing our planet to learn about our atmospheric conditions before they invade.  Or we can stick with the other explanation. It’s the remains of a Chinese rocket ship from a month ago that somehow is flying through the sky lit up like a Christmas Tree. Hmm how convenient that we picked a country that doesn’t speak English so we can’t confirm or deny this rumor.