Here's Your Official WCW Olympic Volleyball Preview

The 2016 Olympic Games in Rio are already a mess. Between the Zika, the crime, the dead bodies washing up on shore, the Olympic Village not even being close to ready, and everything else in between, these Olympic Games will almost certainly be more remembered for the controversies surrounding it than the games themselves. But there are still plenty of competitions to focus on so let’s go ahead and do that. Here’s everything you need to know heading into Volleyball at the Olympics.

Winifer Fernandez – Dominican Republic 

The girl has been taking the internet by storm over the past week and is slated to be the top Breakthrough Hot Athlete of these Olympics. I have no idea how the Domincans will fare in Rio. But what I do know is that Winifer Fernandez is going to be a star. And remember when we broke down how many condoms per athlete will be handed out in the Olympic Village? Well the final number was 42. Which now makes sense because I’m sure plenty of athletes will need to just wear one around during the days because they will run the risk of cumming their pants at the sight of her.

Jaqueline Carvalho – Brazil

You know you’re a 10 when you don’t even care about having to watch an advertisement. Good news for Jaqueline Carvalho is that even if Brazil gets knocked out of the tournament early, she can just join the models that Brazil has brought in to cover the rest of the Olympics. My brain is now a bowl of mashed potatoes after looking at photos of her for the past 15 minutes so I’m gonna stop writing words if that’s okay with everybody.

And in case you’re looking for someone in the beach tournament to keep an eye on, Marketa Slukova from the Czech Republic is your girl.