Great Effort By This Man Who Climbed a Television Tower To Chug Some Beers And Flex For The Ladies

Fox 4 – Sometimes we at FOX 4 go looking for news, and sometimes it comes to us. That was the case around 6:30 p.m. on Sunday when a man decided to climb the WDAF broadcast tower.

We don’t know precisely why the man climbed the tower, but he brought a few beers along while he took in the view. After tossing a few back, he tossed down the cans. The man stayed up there for a while, showing off for police and the camera crew. Police were able to convince the man to come down after a short time.

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I hope they don’t end up pressing charges on this guy. He has been through it all. Just wanted to climb up there, have some beers while taking in the view, and flex for the cameras. If I had to guess, this is a man who has three teenage daughters, one who just brought home a less than desirable fella. His wife is fucking the mailman, and he’s $200,000 in credit card debt. So he said fuck it, climbed up there, and just decided to live his life the bad boy style. Flexing all over his wife, pounding cold ones, doing whatever the fuck he wants. He’s basically a real life Kevin Spacey in American Beauty. IT’S JUST A COUCH!