A New Star Was Born In Barron Trump Last Night
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from the Kardashians it’s that you have to keep churning out new, young talent. You have to. You cannot forever rely on old faithful. What has previously worked will not simply always work. You have to give the people new faces, new drama, new storylines.
Well the Trumps — being of course in the same business — are proving their inherent savviness. Tuesday, they rolled out Tiff as Miley Cyrus:
People can’t get over how much Tiffany Trump sounds like Miley Cyrus https://t.co/LRq7LObO73 pic.twitter.com/BCRmFA0pwj
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) July 20, 2016
Last night, they had the Trump crown jewel, Ivanka, give a DNC speech at the RNC convention:
Ivanka Trump appeals to women in #RNCinCLE speech https://t.co/vKj8ZOd01H https://t.co/66QwBhIlVH
— New Day (@NewDay) July 22, 2016
Then they had the Donald gave a speech he’d clearly never seen before, shockingly referring to the Democratic nominee as “my opponent” rather than “Crooked Hillary”:
Donald Trump: “My opponent would rather protect bureaucrats than serve American children.” #RNCinCLE https://t.co/oYHprJFbzU
— OutFrontCNN (@OutFrontCNN) July 22, 2016
And just when you thought it was over. Just went you thought they had hit you with the big dogs, the old faces, the usual suspects — this 10-year-old stud came strolling onto the stage and 100% wrapped up every chick in 6th, 7th and 8th grade:
Barron Trump, having the time of his life rn. pic.twitter.com/7Z7d8jZoBl
— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) July 22, 2016
Barron Trump looks great #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/rIlzUNyt3N
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) July 22, 2016
I mean look how presidential Barron looks standing next to this guy:
Even stood right in front of dad for the family shots. Demanding that spotlight:
Not even Barron Trump can stand in front of Daddy @realDonaldTrump on speech night! wow. @CNN @HillaryClinton pic.twitter.com/AN1VDRAb2n
— LaneTwins Gary Larry (@LaneTwinsGary) July 22, 2016
Anyway, big week for the Trumps. Big week for Ivanka. Big week for Donald. HUGE week for Melania. But the sneaky dark horse winner after all this is Barron — he will be cleaning up for decades to come and it all began Thursday, July twenty-first, two thousand sixteen.