Ivanka Trump For President

…

Sucks when it’s a Friday morning and the biggest moment from the night before is another fucking political thing. If I have to hear one more person’s opinion on something, anything I’m gonna blow my brains out. Thank GOD Ivanka was there to soften the blow and provide a bright spot. Star of the whole damn election cycle.

Actually you know what, here’s a piping hot political take for you. Exile Hillary and Donald to an island or labor camp or something, lower the required age a year and make Ivanka president. I don’t even care if she has any sort of qualifications of any kind. Does it really fucking matter at this point. Seeing her constantly for the next 4 years is the best way I can think of to Make America Great Again. Everybody knows Barstool Sports loves and respects strong powerful women as of 5 days ago.

PS,

Sexual tension on 1 trillion.