Jeremy Lin Reveals That He Has Moved On To Cornrows As The Nets Officially Introduce Him

It’s not very often that the Knicks actually win a breakup, but I think this officially puts a W in the column for the orange and blue while also putting a final dagger through the heart of Linsanity. Not only did Jeremy Lin go to the ugly stepsister of New York basketball, but now he’s acting out with this cornrows nonsense. Yet another fall from grace for a former New York star a la Doc and Darryl. The Linsanity 30 For 30 should be fascinating.

Now if we are being honest, I actually kind of dug the samurai hairdo.

And the Dragon Ball Z shit was wild.

If not dangerous.

But in 2016, cultural appropriation is a real hot button issue. And we all know that cornrows are a Latvian thing. So heed this warning, Jeremy. Stay off Kristaps’ corner and both teams can coexist peacefully (especially if the Nets continue to send their first round picks to Boston). If not, this may be the last face you see.

And for the record, I have convinced myself that if Melo brings the cornrows back, the Knicks can at least take the Warriors 6 games in the Finals this year. But I am sticking to 2017-18 being our year.
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