Am I The Last Person To Realize There Is Another Trump Kid Named Tiffany?

I’ve tried to take a step back from caring about politics, 1 because I’m not smart enough to have an informed opinion and 2 my job and the job of this website is to make people laugh not try to start some greater political debate on the issues facing our country. So maybe I’m just out of the loop here but there is another Trump?!?! Did everyone know this? What’s the deal with this one? Why have we never seen her? I did some research (5 seconds of google) and found this absolute BANGER of a song she tried to make.

And this little tidbit that may signal she’s the bad girl of the family.

But that’s about it. So what’s the real story here? Why does she bring shame to the Trump family and only now is making appearances? She seems pretty normal to me, yet this is the first I ever heard of her. Either way, welcome aboard Tiffany, I hope you can keep up because the Trump kids are fucking incredible. If you asked someone to draw up rich super villain kids, that would be the Trump boys, and I love every second of it. Characters like this don’t grow on trees. Big shoes to fill Tiff, no pressure.

Speaking of which, this tweet from Donald Trump Jr went re-viral last night and it’s absolutely perfect. Greenskeeper missing his own sister’s wedding for “loyalty to the Trumps” aka “fear of being fired”. That’s an awesome super rich villain move right there.