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Guy In A $200,000 McLaren Almost Ran Over a Skater Kid And Paid The Price

I was catching a video of the sunset saw this McLaren run a stop sign and make a kid fall off his skateboard. You can hear the skateboard in the video. The passenger of the McLaren yelled something at him and the next thing I heard was a SMASH! The windshield was completely shattered.


First things first, who in their right mind films a sunset? And who in their right mind films a sunset with the phone horizontal? Completely bizarre. But anyway, onto the big clash between McLaren douche and skateboard punk. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object.

In one corner you have a McLaren showing off for the line of people, strutting it’s shit down the street, not a care in the world. Stop signs are for soccer moms and sailors, not for guys who have $200,000 cars. So he rolls the stop sign and bangs right into skater boy.

And that’s who we have in the other corner, Skater Boy McGee. Probably just minding his own business getting in his kick flips and nosegrinds, skater kid gets banged into by McLaren douche in the sidewalk. And then shit gets REAL.

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It takes a massive pair of balls in the drawers to smash a windshield with your board. Kid went straight up Hulk mode on his ass, and I gotta say, I respect it. If I was crossing the street, whistling a tune, about to ollie on the pipe, and someone nearly ran me over, I’d be pissed too. I don’t think the move is to go ballistic on the car for a simple mistake, but at the same time, fuck that guy. Pay attention to where you’re going, bub. The kid was teaching the McLaren guy a lesson.

We’ve all been on both sides of this altercation. They put random fucking crosswalks in the middle of the street on 45 MPH roads and it gets tricky sometimes. But we’ve also been the kid crossing the street, thinking we’re safe to go, and the god damn car just never stops. Nothing is more infuriating than almost getting killed. Your blood starts boiling and it’s fight or flight and that kid did both. Dude ran away with 4.3 at the combine speed. Nick Saban is going to see this tape and offer him a scholarship.

At the end of the day, McLaren guy takes the L, but then again, if you can afford that car, you can probably afford a new windshield. And next time, don’t run over a kid and you won’t have to worry about it.