This Little Pirates Fan Felt Every Emotion Possible During Yesterday's 18 Inning Game Vs The Nats

My first instinct obviously is to say “fuck this kid”. Hey kid, you know nothing about the emotions of a sports fan. You literally just saw the Penguins win the Cup last month, so put a cork in it, chubs. You don’t get to whine and moan and scream and slam down your stupid autographed hat because of 1 extra inning home run by Daniel Murphy

Try being me. Try being a DC sports fan. We’ll give you something to cry about, every single sports season, until you die. So take those tears and shove it, punk.

But then my second instinct was, welp, welcome to the real world kid. He’s 5 and has already realized life is one harsh son of a bitch. Just when you think you have something in the bag, Daniel Murphy hits a pinch hit home run with 2 outs and 2 strikes in the 9th. Hey kid, if you think that’s bad, wait until you pay taxes for the first time.

This asshole won at the end though

So you know, good for him. But just remember, it’s all downhill from here.