Dwayne Johnson, Yes, The Rock, Is Now The Highest Paid Actor In The World

Forbes – Rock-solid box office numbers helped the erstwhile wrestler become the world’s highest-paid actor. Since helping launch the billion-dollar Fast and Furious franchise and leading 2015’s “San Andreas” to a surprising $473 million worldwide, Dwayne Johnson has become Hollywood’s go-to action hero. Next up for the beefy star: a starring role in the upcoming “Baywatch” remake. “I can kick ass better than anyone on the planet,” he once told FORBES. “And I have a decent smile.”

Ho hum.  Just another day in the magical life of The Rock.  I would say go suck on it esteemed thespians the likes of Daniel Day and Leo who can act the Yak Balls off of Dwayne Johnson, but I digress. It’s impossible to hate The Rock and his success. In fact, is there anyone else as universally liked as this man?  I honestly don’t thinks so.  The man can seamlessly go from a villain in an action flick to starring in a children’s movie to making a cameo during Monday Night Raw to flipping off Jimmy Fallow while dancing to Taylor Swift. I honestly believe the 1989 Tour officially ended when Dwayne Johnson murdered Shake It Off during this lip snyc session last year.

The Rock can seriously do no wrong.  Unless he gets caught punting a puppy after buttfucking Mr. Rogers’ corpse then he’ll continue to be universally loved.  Right now it’s a toss up between him and Tom Hanks* IMO.  The man is infallible as it gets.

Rock on, Dwayne.  Rock on.  Even though he should’ve kept the fanny. Look at it.

*Had a dream a couple months back that Tom Hanks died and I woke up more upset than any man should have been.   I am not ashamed.